Do you ever have one of those times where you find something that you REALLY REALLY like but when you try it out you just want it to drown a slow miserable death? That's how I feel about Awesomenauts these days.
For those of you that don't know, Awesomenauts is a 2-D styled MOBA game that takes place in the distant future with a cool 80s feel to it. The cast of characters to play as are a riot and very enjoyable. That is until you jump in and constantly get your head rammed up your ass for just trying to have fun. Being a fanfic writer I really love the idea and story behind this thing and I've made plans to make a fanfic outta it. But people, I will NEVER fucking play this game EVER AGAIN! Every time I log back in to try and have fun it's the exact same thing! I somehow end up on a one sided match where my team is getting wrecked three ways to Sunday! That's not even the worst part. There is a certain character in the game who has this really op ability to sniper shot you from a good distance away, which makes coming at them almost impossible. What's worse is when they the right teammates to insure that I never get anywhere near them either way! Somehow... someway... every single match I go into there, she's always waiting with a great big laser sight aimed at my head.
That bitch is the leading reason why I've constantly left that game and every time I try to come back SHE. IS. ALWAYS. THERE!!!!
Seriously to all those who play as Raylen... go fuck yourselves and let us actually have some fun!