Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
About Deviant Member TylerMale/United States Recent Activity
Deviant for 4 Years
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 4 Deviations 712 Comments 5,917 Pageviews

Newest Deviations



80 deviations
Well it's not much really, but at this point something is better than nothing.  

“Son you sure ya even know how to operate one of those things?”


 “Look I’ve seen the Engineer and a few of the other guys handle this thing, it can’t be that hard.”


 “Oh just like how well you handle that fancy high tech rifle of yours?”


“Okay you know what, how about you and that Aussie prick go and get fucked by a Tentaspy.  I know how to fucking use a goddamn sniper rifle, someone keeps screwing with the damn thing when I’m not looking!”


 “Hmph, maybe if you took to the time to properly train, instead of hiding behind excuses, you would actually be a decent sniper you pitiful blue tinted maggot!”


“Oh yeah well let’s just see how good of a shot I am when after I shove my gun up your-”


“Alright ladies that’s enough.  As much as I would love to see you kill one another for my amusement, we still gotta get this thing up and running.  The author already wasted enough time just trying to get started and I ain’t about to let that happen again.”


“Wow Sarge I’m kinda surprised.  I didn’t think you really cared about this little project.”


“Of course I do!  Do you have any Godly idea how many times I’ve had to pass up on killing Grif because that lazy bastard can’t make up his mind?!  It’s maddening I tell you!”


“I should have known better…”


“Typical, as always you put your petty hatred for one maggot above more important things!  If I had been in charge of this project we would have been finished hours ago!”


“Come on, like you haven’t wanted to kill him since day one of meeting him right?”


“…Well I ah…”


“Heh thought so!”


“Hey guys?  Yeah shut up, I almost got this thing working.”


“Good let’s hurry this up and call it day.  I got some orange juice to make… heh heh heh”

  • Mood: Annoyed
  • Listening to: Guilty Gear Xrd SIGN Soundtrack
  • Reading: Fanfiction stuff
  • Watching: Dog Soldiers
  • Playing: Team Fortress 2
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Coca Cola


United States

AdCast - Ads from the Community


Add a Comment:
deskridge Featured By Owner 5 days ago   Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:s
paleopeter Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the Hatzegopteryx fave T :happybounce:  
EsekBazgroli Featured By Owner May 9, 2015
Thanks for the fav! :iconkiligplz:
ainogommon Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav
Karrzilla Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!! :meow:
AnimeVeteran Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks so much for the fave! :iconsupertighthugplz:
peerieheid Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav :)
CutePoision Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav <3
CutePoision Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the fave Hug
clarasdfgh Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much for faving! >v< Yay!
Add a Comment: