Oh The Salty Irony

Do you ever have one of those times where you find something that you REALLY REALLY like but when you try it out you just want it to drown a slow miserable death?  That's how I feel about Awesomenauts these days.

For those of you that don't know, Awesomenauts is a 2-D styled MOBA game that takes place in the distant future with a cool 80s feel to it.  The cast of characters to play as are a riot and very enjoyable.  That is until you jump in and constantly get your head rammed up your ass for just trying to have fun.  Being a fanfic writer I really love the idea and story behind this thing and I've made plans to make a fanfic outta it.  But people, I will NEVER fucking play this game EVER AGAIN!  Every time I log back in to try and have fun it's the exact same thing!  I somehow end up on a one sided match where my team is getting wrecked three ways to Sunday!  That's not even the worst part.  There is a certain character in the game who has this really op ability to sniper shot you from a good distance away, which makes coming at them almost impossible.  What's worse is when they the right teammates to insure that I never get anywhere near them either way!  Somehow... someway... every single match I go into there, she's always waiting with a great big laser sight aimed at my head.

That bitch is the leading reason why I've constantly left that game and every time I try to come back SHE. IS. ALWAYS. THERE!!!!

Seriously to all those who play as Raylen... go fuck yourselves and let us actually have some fun!